Surviving the 2025 Holiday Travel Madness:

A Funny Guide to Festive Adventures

Gustavo B.

11/16/20251 min read

Ah, the holidays! That magical time of year where joy, family, and travel plans collide in a spectacular mess of packing, taxi hunts, and those “oops” moments that make the best stories. If you’re heading out to catch flights, trains, or maybe even a camel this holiday season, here’s your survival guide sprinkled with laughs and trending travel vibes of 2025.

Nothing Beats a Jet2 Holiday… Except Maybe Your Aunt’s Secret Plot to Pack Everything

If you’ve spent even five minutes scrolling TikTok this year, you’ve heard it—“Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday!” And while those British travelers are perfecting the art of getting dunked in the sea while parasailing, back home we’re wrestling with suitcases that have mysteriously expanded to carry your entire closet, holiday gifts, and yet—only half a toothbrush. Pro tip: compress those socks. Seriously.

Holiday Travel Hack #101: Pretend You’re in a Spy Movie at TSA

IThere’s nothing like the airport security line drama during the holidays. That moment when you realize your water bottle, three lip balms, and a granola bar just declared a chemical war on your carefully curated carry-on. Just smile, pretend you’re defusing a bomb, and remember — airport agents enjoy a good laugh too. Besides, what’s a holiday without a little runway runway show with your shoes off?